"We could have been killed...or worse, expelled!'"
- Hermione Granger
"I don't need a cloak to become invisible."
- Albus Dumbledore
"I guess the real reason Ginny Weasley's like this is because she opened her heart and spilled all her secrets to an invisible stranger."
- Tom Marvolo Riddle
"But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
- George Weasley
"MOTORBIKES DON'T FLY!"
- Uncle Vernon
"Yer great puddin' of a son don' need fattenin' any more, Dursley, don' worry."
- Rubeus Hagrid
"..., Dudley had reached roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale."
"Scars can come in useful. I have one myself above my left knee which is a perfect map of the London Underground."
- Albus Dumbledore
"Yeah I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush. "Like fat little father Christmases with fishing rods..."
- Ron Weasley
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr Weasley. Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously. "It's because of you Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them-""-for Humungous Bighead," said Fred.
- Fred & George Weasley
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy."
- Ron Weasley
"I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...and again...and again..."
- Ron Weasley
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
- Fred & George Weasley
"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows."
- Albus Dumbledore
"Mr Moony presents his complements to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."...
..."Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."...
..."Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor."...
..."Mr Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."...
- Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, & Peter Pettigrew
"It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."
- Albus Dumbledore
"You know what Harry, if he doesn't stop trying to save your life, he's going to kill you."
- Ron Weasley
"Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
- Professor McGonagall
"You'll do what yer told!" said Hagrid, "Or I'll be taking a leaf out o'
Moody's book-I hear yer make a good ferret Malfoy!"
- Hagrid
You are blinded, by the love of the office you hold Cornelius! You place too much importance, and you always have done, on the so-called purity of blood! You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be!
- Albus Dumbledore
Mr. Crouch is really starting to rely on me."
"Yeah, you know what, Percy?" said George seriously.
"I reckon he'll know your name soon."
- George Weasley
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"I don't just like guys who are handsome." said Hermione, Ron coughed "Lockhart"
- Hermione and Ron
"It does not do well to dwell on dreams, and forget to live"
- Albus Dumbledore
"You know your mother,Malfoy?That expression she's got,like she's got dung under her nose?Has she always looked like that,or was it just because you were there with her?"
- Harry Potter